You know, getting pregnant didn’t exactly require the most G-rated of events. These inappropriate pregnancy shirts keep dirty minds going. Just because you’ve got a bun in the oven doesn’t mean you can’t have a filthy sense of humor still. Enjoy some of these maternity shirts for pregnant women. You do only have 9 months to get people’s attention here.
We Have a Winner – Naughty Baby Announcement Shirt
You cheered on the sperm that was going to lead to a gorgeous baby that would be an elite athlete that cured cancer one day.
Only time will tell what the qualities of that fastest sperm has.
Fingers crossed it’s not a budding Instagram influencer.
Late Again? Bitch, I Might Be
Oh, this doesn’t really sound like good news.
Well, sometimes these unplanned pregnancies turn out to be blessings in disguise.
This is a funny gift you can get for a mother to be who already has a kid or 2, or 7.
I’m Going to Be a Milf!
Well, some people celebrate that they are going to create life.
Some sexy moms to be are more excited about the new title they are going to have…MILF.
Wanna Play? Just the Tip Maternity Shirt
It might be a little late for this fun game now.
Though, now that you’re pregnant, the whole worry about getting knocked up is kind of something of the past.
Maybe you can play a new game instead…just the base?
Couples Christmas Pregnancy
Assuming you know who the dad is, you might as well be a corny couple that wears matching pregnancy outfits.
Thanksgiving Matching Pregnancy Shirt
Well, this one is such an inappropriate husband and wife pregnancy shirt for couples I almost didn’t post it.
It’s just the whole “I made the stuffing” part that grosses me out a bit.
But whatever, some of you are sickos who like this lewd humor.
Party Naked?
You’ve been warned multiple times about partying naked.
Now you’re paying the price for ripping off your clothes at your office Christmas party.
Oh by the way, can I have an invite to your next party?
Baby Pulling the Plug
Ever wonder what exactly happens when a woman’s water breaks before going into labor?
This probably isn’t what happens, but what’s science going to say about it?
Backrubs Cause Babies
So you thought your husband was just trying to do something nice for you.
You totally fell for the oldest trick in the book!
Enjoy the nine months of not drinking wine just because your back was sore that one night.
Naughty Baby Butt Print
Get a little glimpse of that baby tush hiding in your stomach with this silly shirt.
Funny? Yes. Cute? Yes. Appropriate to wear to the office? Probably not.
I Humped Now I’m Bumped
I’m sure there are plenty of curious kids coming up to you asking about how you got pregnant.
If they are old enough to read, they are old enough to know.
This stupid shirt will teach them about the birds and the bees nice and fast.
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