Does your dirty mind need some good naughty St Patricks Day Shirts this year? Keep your mind in the gutter with these funny St Patty’s Day T-shirts for your sense of humor.
Take one of these shirts on a bar crawl and you’re sure to spike up the luck of the Irish, if you know what I mean. I mean sex. Or at least a makeout session. Or maybe just some laughs if you happen to be a creeper of sorts.
Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky Shirt
Everyone’s got that drink that makes them loosen up a bit. For most, it’s tequila. For some, it’s that sweet sweet Irish Whiskey that is showered upon you on your best St Patty’s Day bar crawls.
Fit Shaced on Paint Sats
Well St Paddys Day is one of the few times of the year when getting this drunk is socially acceptable. Make sure you record your friends who sound like this and put that embarrassing video up on Instagram.
Trippy Highrish Shirt
While most people prefer to get hammers with green beer and Irish carbombs on St Patrick’s Day, there are still stoners that like to smoke a little weed instead. They are technically celebrating by keeping up with the green them.
Irish I Were Drunk Tank Top
You either put this tank top on before you start drinking or wear it if your the pregnant woman at a St Paddys Day pub crawl who can’t have a drink because of obvious reasons.
Irish I Was Inside You Tee Shirt
Now take this as either the beer wanting to be inside you, or something a little naughtier. This one could get a little freaky depending on who is wearing this shirt.
Blow Me I’m Irish
Some guys don’t have the time for the Kiss Me I’m Irish excuse. This shirt helps you get down to business faster.
Don’t Pinch Me, Spank Me Tee
There is apparently a rule that says you can get pinched for some silly reasons on Saint Patricks Day. If we’re going to be causing some physical pain, make it a little naughtier and give an Irish spanking.
Who Needs Luck Shamrocks Tee Shirt
Well this seems to be one of the more honest shirts I found here to share with you. Ladies, if you’ve got those big ol’ shamrocks, you have more than luck on your side.
Rub the Naughty Leprechaun for Luck
While we’re on the luck of the Irish theme, how about this dirty little leprechaun. This little guy seem to be offering up his lucky charms for whoever wants to give him a rubdown.
Love St Paddys Day Head Shirt
Do you love getting head on St Patrick’s Day like this sly leprechaun. He’s totally talking about the frothy head on his beer, right?
Green Cock St Patty’s Day Shirt
Well this one is just an obvious attempt at trying to be punny, but I was told to put it here so here it is. Is there some other meaning to a St Patricks Day or an Irish rooster/cock/chicken?
Don’t Make this Ginger Snap
Look out for those soulless redheads this St Patrick’s Day. This is their holiday, so give them respect or they might just snap.
Christmas Ugly St Patricks Day Sweater
Well, being drunk on St Patrick’s Day kind of makes sense for you to mix up your holidays. This extra-Irish sweatshirt is going to be the funniest shirt at your St Patty’s Day party. Just make sure you’re somewhere cold otherwise you’ll be the stinky pit-stained drunk in the corner.
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